“I’m psyched,” cried Yevette Hinkle, a venture capitalist in the online games sites industry, “I’m going to walk with some big bucks after next week’s trading session”
September 24th, 2009
Wooley Sprinzl Corp, which is based down town, also released plans to expand its building into the old Age Canales Mercantile Shop, which has been vacant for about a year now. Said CIO Beard Ramsbottom, “The recent news in the online games sites industry means big things for us, including the need to expand our physical building and operations. We’ll be able to hire an additional, and much needed, 100 new employees who will help push our efforts forward. This is going to be great!” “This is the biggest story of my career,” said Deana Delaune, a reporter for “The Globe”, a state wide newspaper with the best circulation rates, “I’m getting calls from online games sites industry executives, investors, and general employees all asking about what is going on, and if they can provide information for the news agency. Of course, they want their names mentioned so that a little publicity is given to their particular online games sites company, but it does save me from hunting these people down and taking interviews.” Other reporters breaking news stated that finding interviewees was no trouble at all, since the need for publicity in the industry is very high. Reaction from the market regarding the news in the online games sites sector was positive overall. Stock from key companies, such as Englehart Dienhart Corp., Ciara Tosten and Partners, and Corinne Suomela LLC all saw dramatic increases in share value. Each of these companies uses important online games sites technology in its general operations, and the news of advancements has spurned more venture capitalists to invest and make some quick cash. “This is a huge opportunity for everyone,” said Pevez Daughtry, a day trader at the Letisha Auther INC firm, which also manages a series of hedge funds in the online games sites sector. “I predict stocks will rocket to 30% increases, settle, and finally creep their way up to 52 week highs.” Vina Husak, a wire reporter, was pleased to announce the recent news in the online games sites industry. “I’m pleased to report that technological advances by Vath Lotti INC have created a much higher degree of efficieny in operations. This means big profits for most online games sites related companies and their subsidiaries” Vath Lotti continued with a complete analysis, including some raw data that was mind blowing: “Output of online games sites related products will nearly double, overhead will decrease by 1/3, and employee salaries will increase by 15%.” Reporters were scurying around to every online games sites industry exec they could find to get the scoop on the lastest developments. Halina Housekeeper, who writes for economics publication “The Christin Struckhoff Journal” was busy waiting for an exclusive talk with COO Camille Abraham of the Macadam Crisp and Sons company. Macadam Crisp, who has been the most outspoken and technology savvy online games sites industry exec, plans a vast period of ramping up company operations, hiring, and investment. Other reporters also learned of plans to acquire another online games sites related out-of-state company, alhtough this tip came from an anonymous source who did not wish to face charges of insider trading. Although the online games sites news was received well by most, their was some concern at the local 359 labor union. Many organized labor groups become weary with new technological advances, since this tends to spell the end for human labor, especially in the online games sites market. “Our fingers are crossed that corporate execs will honor all current contracts and not fire anyone,” said Union leader Mestas Staten, “and if all contracts are solid, we’re willing to negotiate with management at an appropriate time in the future to make sure our interests are being satisfied.” The union has been apart of the online games sites sector for some fifteen years, and commands strong loyalty and respect from its members. In addition, there was speculation that increased trade in the online games sites sector would create a larger market in the USA, and keep dollars within the country. Reporter Soong Quattrini was researching this angle, and believes that the recent news means more money for USA based online games sites companies and their subsidiaries. Said Soong Quattrini, “For the past five years, there has been a noticable trade imbalance between the USA and other nations working within the online games sites market, particularly in operations and human capital. The recent advances, however, will help mend this rift and keep more dollars on-shore. I expect to see demand for labor increase in the long run, with additional long run profits for strong online games sites USA companies that move forward.” Investors won’t be the only ones reaping a profit from these latest developments. The research and development company Maragret Rushdan INC, which did most of the work on creating this new technology, will get a huge payoff as it auctions its products off to online games sites industry heavy weights. Kindig Hohnstein, President of Maragret Rushdan INC, had this to say: “To keep things fair for all parties, we’re going to begin a general auction for our new products within 30 days. Anyone who wants in - and we know that almost everyone does - will have an opportunity to bid on the product. First dibs go to the top 3 companies, who will enjoy a 90 period free of competition from other online games sites entities. Once this period expires, other companies can access our new technology and use it as they see fit.”
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